Demand Letter Sent to Bush From a Corporate CEO

I created a web site in which I posted the following notice. The site will be up in a few hours - I'm waiting for the hosting company to send me the nameservers. Please skip halfway down the post to save yourself the burden of several paragraphs of long-winded and sometimes pointless prose. I'm in one of my moods. "They" probably make meds for that, but I prefer to live the life of a crazy person. It's much more interesting that way.

The author of the following letter is reported to be Karl W. B. Schwarz, President and CEO of Patmos Nanotechnologies, LLC. Curious to know more about this brave Conservative Christian Republican, I put his name in a search engine and found no web site for Patmos Nanotechnologies. I know that many businesses have yet to establish a presence on the web, but the word "nanotechnologies" implies that this company would have a spectacular Flash-based web site, and oddly enough, no one actually owns the domain names patmosnanotechnologies.com, .org, or .net. How could a company that uses the word nanotechnology to describe its business possibly be so short-sited to have forgotten to have registered the domain name? Savvy entrepreneur that I am (kind of, sort of), I decided to buy said domains, which is why you, dear reader, have landed here. No, this is not an attempt to try to sell the domain name back to Mr. Schwarz for millions of dollars. Just the $32.00 to register the domains (which includes $16.50 for the erroneous purchase of domain "patmosnanotechnolgies", which I inadvertently typed due to the new Starbuck's Pumpkin Spice Latte (justified - non-fat with whipped cream )and $35.88 to host this page. (While you may balk at the cost of the hosting - a mere $2.99 per month because the evil capitalist bastards at ehostpros.com require twelve months up front, think of it this way: if I sell you the hosting aspect of the business, you can instantly wipe out my insane rantings before they ever become part of the Google cache, but only if you act quickly. I am not actively promoting this site, but Google likes me. I consistently achieve high rankings for my blog under terms such as "corporate fascism" and "pictures fetus soup", though I do not have nor have I ever had pictures of the latter on my blog. It's a long story.) An a nice letter explaining why the company did not register the domain when it filed as an LLC isn't necessary, but it would be nice, hence the request for a nice letter. And, well, maybe consideration for some creative Flash work for your site. I refer you to my professional site as a reference, however, the flash portion of karmakatdesigns.com - which promises to be very, very cool, will not be up until the end of October 2004, as its high level of coolness necessitates many, many hours of work, something I am not adverse to, mind you, but it tends to aggravate a potential case of carpal tunnel syndrome, and being self-employed I cannot sue my employer for what is surely an OSHA violation, so sometimes I must break away from the glare of the monitor and the constant buzz of a hard drive that will crash at the worst possible time, before I have finished backing up 25 gigs of images. Finally, I will need assurances that Patmos Nanotechnologies is not involved involved a nefarious scheme like the one in the letter sent to "Mr. Kellykat Th2rson" from a distinguished Nigerian prince needing my assistance in this very private financial matter that involves depositing millions of dollars into my bank account, of which I will receive a ten percent commission. All I have to do is send him my bank account number and in 72 hours I will be a millionaire. Sorry, Mr. Schwarz, but I cannot release my bank account number to you, as I cannot ascertain that you are a welathy Nigerian prince, but I will permit you to mail me a check for six thousand seven hundred eighty-eight pennies (address that to "Kelly Thomas" and not Mr. Kellykat Th2rson) or you can just buy some of my art and we'll call it even.

See, that's where the entrepreneurship comes in. Now every person who is not affiliated with Mr. Schwarz has cause to wonder, what art might this person only known until now as Mr. Kellykat Th2rson produce that Mr. Kellykat Th2rson would rather sell than accept a certified check for sixty seven dollars and eighty-eight cents? Is it worth millions of dollars? Hardly, but then I think that many works of art are overvalued. But I am not ashamed at this shameless act of self promotion or use of grammar that would make my fifth grade English teacher, Mrs. Brown, cringe in horror, as I would prefer to not to be a struggling artist with negative cash flow and $67.88 further indebted to American Express. Brazen, perhaps, but at least I am not like the infamous Karen, who initiated the concept of the beg site by asking everyone to donate to the kitty to help pay off her shoe habit. I have a shoe habit, too, but you don't see me asking for people to pay for my Cole Haan sandals and not get something in return. No, I am offering you, dear reader who has amazingly made it this far and is thinking will she ever get to the part about the letter written by Karl Schwarz, author of the soon-to-be-released "One-Way Ticket to Crawford, Texas", the chance to own signed digital prints of my art. I'll have to check my tax records, but this may be the very last year I can show a net loss for my digital art habit fueled by too many lattes at that evil corporate-robber baron chain called Starbucks, just in case the illegal, unconstitutional and PRIVATE Office of the Internal Revenue Service has nothing better to do than than have its employees surfing the web. Starbucks is a legitimate tax write-off, at least in my case. Where was I? Oh, yes, the bottom line (don't you just love all these business terms I have tossed your way, such as cash flow, entrepreneur, tax records, IRS, Starbucks, bottom line, American Express, and Cole Haan.) Note the absence of talk of Birkenstocks, which I do not own, lest you think I am just some flaky artist who spends way too much time at Starbucks, which I toss in there in case you do not want to impart with your evil Republican dollars, because I am very much a Libertarian, which is what all Republicans and Democrats should strive to be. In any case, my shoes are, I repeat, not Birkenstocks. That's Cole Haan, synonym for obscene amount of money for a stylish AND comfortable pair of shoes that scream, "South Hampton summers!"

None of this is meant to demean Mr. Schwarz. I applaud him for speaking out and holding the government responsible for its fraudulent actions against humankind. I want to send his letter to everyone I know and don't know. I am merely peeved that he did not register the domain, which in turn made me think of Nicholas Berg and Prometheus Methods Tower Service, also never registered as a domain to this day. When people fail to register domain names, I become suspicious, especially since I own quite a few with links to nowhere. I just liked the names, and five dollars and fifty cents per domain name is a lot cheaper than a crack habit. I think. I'm not sure, since I have never seen the drug, let alone purchased it. This is rant is a genuine Starbucks buzz. Please feel free to sue these caffeine pushers if my prose has turned you into a paranoid schizophrenic. But I digress. It just seems inconceivable in this day and age that a technology focused company would fail to spend $16.50 to register a couple of domain names, regardless of when the business will go online, as crazy libertarian artists like me can buy the names and engage in acts of shameless self-promotion.

For those of you who have made it this far, here is the text of Mr. Schwarz's letter, which is far more eloquent and to the point than anything I could ever produce:

Demand Letter Sent To
Bush By Corp CEO
From Karl W. B. Schwarz
President, Chief Executive Officer
Patmos Nanotechnologies, LLC
10-13-4

By Email, By Facsimile to White House

Mr. President,

I am a Conservative Christian Republican that has no intentions of voting for you in this year's election and many other Conservative Republicans are following me.

America demands the TRUTH and not after the elections; this nation demands the truth from you RIGHT NOW! This letter and an identical email will be going out to hundreds of thousands by me, millions by others. The following content was sent to the White House by facsimile earlier today from Ground Zero in New York City.

1. I demand as an American citizen that you lift the "gag order" on Sibel D. Edmonds and let Americans know what foreign names and what AMERICAN NAMES she uncovered in her FBI translations that were involved in drug trafficking, money laundering and the financing of 9-11. Her facts and your "official story" lies do not add up. Americans demand the truth on that matter before the election.

2. I demand to know what energy companies were in that Cheney Energy Task Force meeting and what discussions there were as to the steps that would be taken to remove the Taliban and Bridas Corporation as the last remaining obstacle to the United States controlling the Trans-Afghanistan Pipeline. I met that company in 1999 and have known since then about the Bridas v Unocal, $15 billion interference of contract lawsuit in US District Court, Southern District of Texas. I also know about the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals decision on September 9, 2003 that upheld the Bridas $500 million arbitration settlement and the March 22, 2004 denial of Writ of Certiorari at the United States Supreme Court, Case 03-1018, Turkmenneft v Bridas.

3. I demand to know how many prisoners are being held at GITMO and other places that are either BRIDAS EMPLOYEES or are persons that know all about Bridas Corporation and what your administration did to get control of that Trans-Afghanistan pipeline.

4. I demand to know how many board meetings Condoleezza Rice and Thomas Kean sat in on at Chevron and Amerada Hess where it was discussed how they were going to deal with making the billions in "Big Oil" investments into a land locked Caspian Basin and how to get rid of the Taliban and Bridas so they could turn those investments into cash flow. How many times did Big Oil ask for military force to complete a commercial transaction they could not get under their control, and on what exact date did you agree to provide such military force - prior to 9-11? Isn't it true Mr. Bush that the Cheney Energy Task Force discussed that attack on Afghanistan and removal of the Taliban / Bridas obstacle once and for all - and did so well in advance of 9-11?

5. I demand to know why you appointed 10 persons to the 9-11 Commission, 8 of which are directly benefiting by the Taliban / Bridas "contract" obstacle being removed - breached with military force, and the big Caspian Oil deals that are now coming to market. No, America does not 'thank you' for that nor do we hold such despicable conduct up high.

6. I demand to know what US Oil Company stepped up as the sponsor of that OPIC and Asia Development Bank funded Trans-Afghanistan pipeline and what US company is constructing that pipeline right now, and what US firms are supplying the key components and their relationship to your administration.

7. I demand that you identify the company and persons who were going around Bridas to be "natural gas suppliers" to the US owned natural gas electrical generation plants in Pakistan (Dynegy - Illinova /Tenaska, El Paso (2 OPIC financed transactions) and others.

8. I demand to know why you have not been truthful with the American public that your GWOT and military policy are protecting the Caspian Basin Oil and Gas deals for many of your Bush Pioneers, some $9.6 trillion in oil and about $3 trillion in natural gas, now mostly in the hands of your elite wealthy contributors and some elite Liberals to keep this all quiet.

9. I demand to know what role the post-bankruptcy ENRON (Prisma Energy International, Cayman Islands) is playing in the Caspian Basin area, the same Enron that uses the law firm of Mayer Brown Rowe & Maw [Richard Ben Veniste, 9-11 Commission] that established the offshore SPE's for assets that were never under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Bankruptcy Court.

10. I demand to know why you appointed Richard Ben Veniste to the 9-11 Commission when it was his law firm that was stalling Bridas Corporation at the Fifth Circuit US Court of Appeals in the matter of Bridas Corporation v. Turkmenneft and his law firm is directly involved in Pakistan, Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan and your administration.

11. I demand to know the exact date of the order that had our military practicing in early 2001 the invasion of Afghanistan to take out the Taliban and Bridas Corporation and make that pipeline under control of US interests, many of your Bush Pioneers, and the exact date that our military started practicing and preparing for that invasion.

12. I demand to know who Remington Holdings Ltd is, and Western Acquisitions, Inc, both Baker & Botts clients and the lucky recipients of OPIC financing to acquire oil and gas deposits in Pakistan.

Who are the parties involved in those entities by name and benefited from such governmental magnanimity? Is this transaction a payoff? Since American taxpayers are footing the bill, we have the right to know - right now.

13. I demand to know why you could not find 10 people to sit on the 9-11 Commission that are not directly benefiting from the actions you have taken and the lives you have cost or otherwise ruined. Why would you select people not motivated to find the truth for that would impact "their bottom line"?

14. I demand a full disclosure from your administration as to the Citibank / IFTRIC / OPIC / Export-Import Bank financing of American / Israeli based deals in Islamic nations on behalf of your major campaign contributors.

"IFTRIC and Citibank have an agreement allowing Citibank to finance approved IFTRIC-backed transactions. Citibank Israel CEO Nandan Mar said: 'The Citibank branch, and the Structured Trade Finance Group, view IFTRIC's program as a basic product for the bank's domestic activities.'"

I see distinct differences between "terrorism" and "outrage" (Shurtan II) at your policies.

15. I demand to know why you wanted an entire new division of the CIA for Argentina. As an American citizen I take umbrage to your belligerence towards a nation that is not an enemy of the United States by any stretch of the imagination, except possibly yours. It is abundantly clear that your intentions were solely to intimidate Argentina and Argentina based Bridas Corporation into silence and that is NOT AMERICA. That has every appearance of the United States acting as the terrorist and a state sponsor of terrorism. Yes, you are wrapped in a flag but I clearly see that it is not the one you purport it to be.

16. I demand to know why your administration has never disclosed that DynPort Vaccine, LLC, owned by DynCorp and now owned by Computer Sciences Corporation, a Bush Pioneer, is a possible source for where the weaponized Ames Strain of anthrax came from that was used against this nation. How did your administration manage to miss one of your campaign contributors and a company doing large volumes of business with your administration and even being known euphemistically (DynCorp) as The Mercenary Company? Who put that Contract on America?

17. I demand to know how you can claim a pretense of being a Christian while sponsoring and condoning the torture of prisoners, including sodomizing children, at Abu Ghraib prison.

18. I demand to know how your administration can send firms overseas as "representatives of this nation" that were convicted of running a flesh trade in little girls in Bosnia, specifically one DynCorp. Convicted in Texas and the United Kingdom according to reports I have seen and apparently detested in Afghanistan. You do recall that DynCorp is the company providing security to protect your puppet Karzai in Afghanistan and your other puppet Zalmay Khalilzad is deterring anyone from running for President in that bogus "free" democracy?

19. I demand to know why your administration keeps running the name and photos of Adnan G. El Shukrijumah as the "dirty bomb boogeyman" and on March 25, 2003 the FBI knew exactly where to find him and did not go after him. That telephone call was made from my telephone by a Canadian friend that was in Little Rock on that date, Mr. Bush, so do not pretend "national security" with me.

I am "first person" on this matter and all of America deserves to know the extent that your administration has been and is lying to us all - and someone that is not Al Qaeda is probably "dropping a suspect name" as they set up a dirty bomb attack. Sure have pushed up the oil and gas prices with your strategy though, guess we can consider that another "Mission Accomplished".

20. I demand to know why your administration keeps referring to Adnan G. El Shukrijumah as a "Saudi" when the FBI knows full well he is not Saudi. His family is from Guyana in South America and they have lived in Florida since 1986 without incident. His grandparents were from Yemen, moved long ago to South America and his mother is from Trinidad & Tobago.

21. I demand to know why you alerted India, Pakistan and "Axis of Evil" member Iran of your intentions to attack the Taliban / Bridas well before 9-11, and not notify the citizens of this nation. That matter was reported on June 26, 2001 in India newspapers.

22. I demand to know the exact date that the first meeting, first page of the Patriot Act was started by your administration.

23. I demand to know why it is you, your backers, certain Democrats that apparently "hate our freedoms" more than these purported GWOT Islamic fundamentalists, hence the Patriot Act that treats all Americans with the same degree of contempt and disdain you treat all non-wealthy Americans.

24. I demand to know why Homeland Security is protecting this government and not protecting this nation.

25. I demand to know why any dissent or objections to your Orwellian, imperialistic, pro-corporate agenda is referred to the Homeland Security Counter-Terrorism Division.

26. I demand to know why you defile everything you touch and try to twist it into something that is pro-Bush Backers and anti-American citizens and then try to alter our rights as Americans via Patriot Act measures that are designed to force America into submission and does nothing to protect this nation, only this government.

27. I demand to know why your administration is planning a "pro-Bush Pioneers pharmaceutical program" derived from TMAP (Texas Medical Algorithm Project) and PENNMAP (Tom Ridge, Pennsylvania) to have Americans tested under guidelines prepared by your Bush Pioneers and force psychotropic drugs on Americans.

28. I demand to know why your administration keeps injecting our troops with an anthrax vaccine known to be deadly and harmful to the health of our soldiers and now apparently wish to inject that into all Americans under Project BioShield and martial law. Is that why you have no concern whatsoever for the 3 million jobs lost, for between your TMAP lunacy and Project BioShield lunacy, well over 3 million Americans could perish if the same statistical rates hit the general population as has hit our military? Can you explain away Holocaust with "brilliant strategy policy" driven by unmitigated greed?

29. I demand to know why Li Ka-shing was denied Global Crossing on national security grounds (very public) yet allow him in the back door in Savi Technology (not disclosed), the RFID technology company that is purportedly protecting our ports from insertion of a nuclear bomb into this nation via "ocean going containers". How many doors are left wide open by your administration in this GWOT Fable?

30. I demand to know why you search the world for mythical terrorists and cannot find robber barons and financial terrorist right under your nose. That many of them are Bush Pioneers and even backers of the Democratic Party, and have plundered the investors, workers and citizens of this nation, is very apparent to Americans and not very pro-family on your part.

Christians do not lie, Mr. Bush, for that is an affront to God. A Christian would not willfully mislead this nation, nor send our troops into Harm's Way for a lie while your wealthy contributors take over a $9.6 trillion oil, $3.0 trillion natural gas deal and already maneuvering for Africa. You are proving to the world that you are terrified of the truth and have impeded every investigation into the truth.

Your actions prove that you are not an upstanding Christian, nor are you a Conservative Republican worthy of that designation.

Your position as President does not make you unaccountable to the citizens of this nation, nor does it entitle you to act as a tyrant, an emperor, or serving only those Americans that dole out money for your political ambitions and agendas. I see no "stewardship" in your conduct whatsoever.

You have "Mission Accomplished" three times - the removal of Taliban / Bridas to control that pipeline, radically escalated the price of oil and gas for some of your major backers, and the death and maiming of many due to your lies. Your "Iraq Strategery" makes perfect sense to me, since all of you needed a diversion away from Afghanistan, the Caspian Basin and what you did to Bridas Corporation to get control of that $9.6 trillion in oil, $3 trillion in natural gas.

Go back home and wrap yourself in the flag of Texas and the shame you alone are responsible for creating. Your resume is your doing and yours alone.

If you were running against me this year, you would not have the guts to stay on the stage in a debate with me.

Shame on all of you, both sides of the aisle that have lied to America and gotten so many killed and maimed for a lie, and no, I am not an antiwar person. Just adamantly opposed to what you stand for, for that is lower than Clinton on his worst day.

Sincerely,

Karl W. B. Schwarz
President, Chief Executive Officer
Patmos Nanotechnologies, LLC

Comments

[Youknow who]

You crack me up. Good letter on part of Schwartz.

[Wendy]

wow! what more can one say? I am very afraid - I'm sure you are too.

[sweejak]

"Wooooooo"

--GW Bush, Last debate.

[Shayala]

Hi,
I found your site because I,too, was curious to see if this Scwartz person was for real and had a website that would truly legitimize his credibilty. I am frankly not surprised he's a phony, unfortunately.... I am quite amazed that you went through the trouble to put up this website...are you independently wealthy and have alot of free time to do this sorty of thing? Just curious... Anyway, I was delighted to visit your site and appreciate your tongue in cheek humor and hootspa (correct sp?) Where do you live and what do you do, if I may be so bold to ask.

sincerely,

Shayala Diamond
Bellingham, Wa
jewelry artist
www.lotusmoonarts.com

[Cynthia]

Thanks, I recieved the fwd..demand letter from Schwartz, did a google search and the only interesting thing I came upon was your site. Appreciate your enlightenment. The Pumpkin Spice latte is possibly as addictive as crack (never tried crack, but the starbucks in our area ran out of pumkin spice this weekend and it was the talk all over)
since I check out most of the stuff like this that gets passed on I will look for your handiwork again. Bravo.....

[Pep Stofen]

Tell Mr. Karl W. B. Schwarz that I have been trying to return America to the Republic the founders gave us. Also to return America to a Christian Nation as it was dedicated in the Constitution, which is the Birth Certificate for the United States.

Kindest perconal regards

Pep

[CM]

Like many others, I blundered onto your website during a search for the apparent phantom, Patmos Nanotechnologies. Regardless of the true identity of the ghost writer, the content of the seeming ruse was invaluable.